Then you are a terrible human being and deserve the pain of one hundred thousand 15' prolapse inducing butt plugs being sequentially inserted into your anus, eyes and ears by the incredible hulk. For this reason alone I declare that if you work for Adobe and upon reading this do not immediately either A) impact your line managers face with a heavy object then resign in disgrace B) jump from a tall building
Next thing, McAfee Security Scan 'Plus' is downloaded AND installed on my system.Įven if you gave me a choice in whether McAfee is downloaded (thats MY fucking bandwidth) and installed, that would still make you all deserving of a slow and painful death. What exactly is it that makes you fucktards think this is acceptable? I install your (already pretty abhorrent) product because unfortunately the online seminar I wish to attend requires its use (fuck you seminar developers for choosing flash). Dear Adobe The level of hate I feel for you as an organisation, as a result of my most recent 15 minutes of existence is all consuming.
